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"Elmer Fudpucker For President"
Bumper Stickers

$2.00 each or 2 for $3.00

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"World Famous"
Fudpucker Fizzle Drink Kit
(Comes with alcoholic and non-alcoholic recipe)

   

First time ever offered!

Kit comes with both secret recipes, official bar poster and two certificates of authenticity.

ONLY $10.00 per kit

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Fudpucker’s Boogie Britches
bikini-style panties

Images coming soon...

$3.00 each or 2 for $5.00

Inflation Fighters – While the prices of everything is going up, Fudpucker’s Boogie Britches  are coming down.

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Dr. Fudpucker’s Ph.D. 1 ½ Original Swamp Root Potion

$3.00 each or 2 for $5.00

This is the one they are all talking about from coast to coast! Our slogan is – "Good for backs that peter out and visa versa." Give one to all your friends…good for a million laughs! Recently discovered to be good for women because the secret ingredient, chicken whiskey, makes the men cocky and the women want to lay.

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Elmer Fudpucker Party Albums
Critics agree…"This is the greatest comedy and music on Earth."

WARNING: THE Surgeon General has determined that this act may be hazardous to your health.

Elmer Fudpucker At The Nudist Colony…Letting it all hang out. 

Contains explicit adult material.  

  

32 minutes of hilarious, side-spliting songs and comedy recorded live in 1968. 

Song List - The Hunted House, Pancho & Cisco, Elmer Fudpucker Big Bad Bruce, Elmer Fudpucker Baltimore

CD & Cassettes - $9.95 each     Vinyl LP 33 - $19.95

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WARNING: THE Surgeon General has determined that this act may be hazardous to your health.
To Hell With The CDL. 
Contains explicit adult material.

Song List – To Hell With The CDL, Sex Ain’t Everything, Vegetable Song, Condom Commercial, Wishful Thinking, Bottles, Who’s Been Warming My Oven, Meat Man, Say Goodbye Again, I Crawled Out

CD & Cassettes - $9.95 each

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Elmer Fudpucker Keeps It Country
A must have for country fans!

Song List – Stand There, Stop The World, Remember Me, Frauline, Old Red Devil, I Don’t Believe I’ll Fall In Love Today, Long Gone Lonesome, Send It To Heaven, I Love You America

CD & Cassettes - $9.95 each

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Vinyl 45 Speed Record

Songs – Stand There and I Love You America

Vinyl 45 - $2.95
 
 
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